其實,我想說的是,財工學生也試用
其實所有「工」學院的,都適用吧.......

原作者,借轉謝謝


1.You are not a superman.
你不是教授/助教 (不要無謂的冒險、不要做傻事,例如筆戰,舌戰)

2.If it's stupid but works,it isn't stupid.
如果1個蠢解法有效,那它就一定會考。

3.Don't look conspicuous - it draws fire. (This is why aircraft carriers are called "Bomb Magnets".)
不要太顯眼,因為那會引來教授的點名和問問題。

4.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
別和比強你的同學修同1個老師。 (調分障礙)

5.Never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon.
別忘了你旁邊的同學是由最高分的考試屠殺者升上來的。

6.If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
如果你的解題進行得很順利,那一定是你中了圈套。

7.All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
所有5周的進度都會在3周內教完,反之3周可以教完的進度會延至5周。

8.Try to look unimportant because bad guys may be low on ammo.
盡量顯得是1個無關緊要的人,因為教授可能時間不夠了。(他會先點最重要的人)

9.If you are forward of your position, the artillary will fall short.
每當你想出解法時,時間往往也快要用完了。

10.The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
那個你以為是不會考而不加注意的一小段恰恰就是考試的攻擊主力。

11.The important things are always simple.
重要的觀念總是簡單的。

12.The simple things are always hard.
簡單的題目總是難做。

13.The easy way is always mined.
好寫的習題總是已被教授布上了地雷。

14.If you are short of everything except enemy. You are in combat.
如果你除了作業不缺,其它什麼都缺,那你往往就要面臨考試了。

15.Incoming fire has the right of way.
要被二一的人有優先通行權。

16.If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU!!!
如果這題你正好會寫,別忘了通常大家都會寫。

17.No combat ready unit has ever passed inspections.
從沒有1科完成準備的科目可以考好。

18.Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
必須要運用在一起才可以解題的觀念通常不會全部記起來。

19.Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.
計算機會有可能在你急需支援時忘記帶。

20.Anything you do can get you shot - including doing nothing.
你作的任何事都可能被當──包括你什麼都不做。

21.Tracers work both ways.
習題解答可以幫你找到答案;但也會讓你更混亂。

22.The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
唯一比習題題目還模糊的是習題解答。

23.Make it tough for the enemy to get in and you can't get out.
當你大抄嚴密到再也寫不下去時,那往往你自己也找不到想要的式子。

24.If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will have more than your fair share of objectives to take.
如果你多寫報告,那下次你會被給予超過你能力的報告讓你去寫。

25.When both sides are convinced that they are about to lose, they are both right.
當全班都覺得自己快被當時,那他們可能都是對的。

26.Professional soldiers are predictable but the world is full of amateurs.
重要觀念的考題為是你能預測的,可惜考場上不重要的觀念佔多數,因此教授的考題大部分是你所無法預測的。















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